A Person Walks Into A Bar
No night out ever starts with shots. Especially tequila. Tequila is a choice people only make as part of a chain of bad ones. I’ve never drunk tequila before midnight.
Tag Archives: 26/07/2015
A Recipe for Disaster
Select two friends (preferably of similar size and vintage)
Filter through a long Friday at the end of a particularly sour week
Wonderland
“One will make you grow taller, and the other will make you grow shorter.” The girl is laughing into my face and she is very beautiful, and all I can see is her and the bright lights behind her, and I know I have to choose or she might stop laughing so I drink the shot on the left and she takes my hand.
One Is Too Many, Three Is Not Enough
Come out with us. Have a drink. Just have one drink. Have a couple. It won’t hurt. You can just have a couple, can’t you? What’s the harm?
Bang
Drinks on the bar top
Ritual pending, inhibition erasure waiting in liquid form.
Fossil
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The Weasel and the Stud
The Stud is sitting at the corner table already, playing with a shot-glass full of clear liquid like it’s beneath him.
“Hoy!” Calls the Weasel as he sidles over, all paper-thin confidence and affection…