Tag Archives: 11/05/2008

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Shooting People Is Good

Be honest now – you all wanted to shoot somebody today. Maybe it was your boyfriend, or that dude cut you up on the freeway. Maybe it was a politician – lord knows Lee Harvey set every one of us an example with that. Maybe

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Heaven And Earth

Once you’d been there a couple of times, the hole in the fence was fairly easy to find. I get Bill’s attention with a hiss, and move toward it. It wasn’t really a hole, as such – it was more a spot where the earth

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The Revenge of Suzanne

He sent the email to all of the editors, publishers, art directors and producers whose contact details he had filed in his Thunderbird Address Book. I quit. I’ve had enough. No more. Next week – next Thursday, to be precise. I’m going to become a

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Things Get Lost

“What? The sign?” he said. “We just put that there for the tourists.” I frowned. “But it did used to be a rifle range, right? Back in the day?” “Oh sure. Back before we found out about its dark secret.” “Yeah, yeah. Alright.” He shook

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Club Rules (Amended)

The safety record for our marksmen is perfect and we fully intend to keep it that way. We are also committed to lowering staff and public casualties. After all, good relations with the Ministry need to be maintained in order avoid a repeat of the

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You Can Still See The Hole

This is how Billy Bart got his good luck charm: See, out past the edge of town, there used to be a rifle range. A big area full of whatever critters God had seen fit to put there instead of man. Nowadays, we’d call it