1. Another traffic conn (if it is larger) 2. Larger. Best to drink from a pint glass. 3. Urine. In case someone thinks it is larger. 4. Pubic hair. In case someone puts larger in afterwards. 5. Food. In case or urine, larger or pubic
One night my friend Jokkim was in the pub with his friend Voltron Baylee, drinking pints of Guinness with whiskey chasers. Baylee was telling Jokkim the story of Glenn Retsel passing out in a cinema toilet at four in the morning. As always when he
A door opens and closes. Footsteps ring out across the hard wooden floor. There is the slap and whistle of a posterior coming to rest on cushioned seat, followed closely by the clearing of a throat. “A-hem. Good afternoon everybody. I would like towelcome you
Istvan looked at me with an expression that was part disgust and part admiration. “I cannot believe that you have done that,” he said. “” I am astounded.” I couldn’t speak for obvious reasons, but I attempted to mould my face into the shape of
A couple of weeks ago I went to a book launch for an anthology of comics about animals being killed in wars. I didn’t know anythimng about the book, and will probably never read it, but there was a free bar (with watermelon flavour vodka!),
Do Not Run. You can’t outrun Dan Lester so don’t even try. Despite rumours to the contrary, Dan Lester can outrun a human on ANY terrain, uphill or down. People will tell you that you should run downhill when chased by Dan Lester. This is simply