“1 hanger, tap-tap. 2 hangers, tap-tap. 3 hangers, tap –” “Daaavid” “Time for dinner.” Amy’s piercing voice surged up the stairs to the vacant guest room like a flood in reverse. David’s belly ached for Grandma Helen’s Sunday roast but the demons inside trapped him
I know what people think about me and I don’t care. Honestly, I’m happy here. I don’t need anything from out there. If that makes me weird then I guess I’m weird. Just look at that view! I’ve had uninterrupted access to this view from
There are more rats in New York City than there are people. Whilst the rats consider humans to be a pest, they do enjoy the copious amount of food discarded by the large fleshy beasts. Maurice and Sam were beloved New York City rats who
Once upon a time there was an Enchanted Sea where you could sit directly on the surface of the water and have Enchanted Tea served by dapper looking Sea Creatures. One day the powerful and much feared Mermaid Queen, who ruled over all the Sea
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“For the tenth time I’m telling ya I don’t know what happened!” “Tell me again.” “Oh Jesus Christ I pay taxes y’know. I want a lawyer.” “As you wish. It’s 3am on Saturday. I’m sure the esteemed members of the legal profession will all be