Decisions, Decisions

Folic acid – £5.99
Maternity outfits – £600
Yummy Mummy Yoga course – £700
Home birthing pool – £85
First year: £8,853
2-5 years: £12,683 a year
6-11 years: £8,627 a year
12-18 years: £6,177 a year
19-21 years: £13,064 a year

Total: £187,168.99
1 x 2 bedroom house in one of London’s shadier suburbs
31194 x delicious Martinis
93 x designer dresses
46 x luxury Caribbean holidays
1 x 33ft yacht
1x fund to run as leader of the Labour party
1x Luke Skywalker’s original light sabre and 1x female Kohaku Koi Carp

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Alex Jury

Alex Jury

Alex Jury is a retired cowgirl, now working as a copywriter in London. She loves working with words but misses all the lassoing.
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