Ten things you Do Not put in an upturned Traffic Conn
1. Another traffic conn (if it is larger)
2. Larger. Best to drink from a pint glass.
3. Urine. In case someone thinks it is larger.
4. Pubic hair. In case someone puts larger in afterwards.
5. Food. In case or urine, larger or pubic hair goes in next. (You know you will forget and drink!)
6. Animals. Unless they are dead.
7. Your passport. No one will believe you.
8. Your love muscel.
9. Someone elses love muscel.
10. Your love muscel at the same time as someone elses. Especially if conn already fill with any of the above.