1 bottle supermarket brand vodka, 1 third full

16 bottles supermarket brand lager, all empty

3 cans supermarket brand energy drink, 2 empty 1 unopened

1 book, ‘Lives of The Saints’ paperback edition

1 prophylactic, unused

1 copy, ‘Sexy Midgets’ magazine, several pages missing

3 pizza boxes, empty

1 slice pepperoni pizza, found on floor under bed.

1 violin, smashed (splinters and scratchmarks found in bathroom doorway)

3 fingers, severed

1 wedding ring

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