Items Found In The Hotel Room After Check-Out

1 bottle supermarket brand vodka, 1 third full
16 bottles supermarket brand lager, all empty
3 cans supermarket brand energy drink, 2 empty 1 unopened
1 book, ‘Lives of The Saints’ paperback edition
1 prophylactic, unused
1 copy, ‘Sexy Midgets’ magazine, several pages missing
3 pizza boxes, empty
1 slice pepperoni pizza, found on floor under bed.
1 violin, smashed (splinters and scratchmarks found in bathroom doorway)
3 fingers, severed
1 wedding ring
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