All posts by Schmurgen Jonerhaffs

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The Finger Painting Gallery

It’s worth twentyfive hundred pounds you know. No. Yeah. You sure? Course I’m sure. Look. It says so in the catalog. Huh. Dont you like it? I suppose. It’s nice. Nice? Are you a splaztard or something? He was one of the greatest arteests of

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Memory and Imagination

When I was a young boy I watched thye movie Field of Dreams and immediately wanted to take up baseball. When my parents agreed to take me to play baseball with local youth club I was more excited thanever! But when I started playing I

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Look Into Darkness!!!

John stood there, his underpants covering his gentals barely. He had lost his trousers and shoes after the flight home. No one knew how. It didn’t matter now. At least he hadn’t been stabbed. And thrown in a river. And then eaten a bit by

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The final part of Steve Trillogy

‘Exersion is admirable and is what makes a man a man’ Steve’s Physcal Education teacher Mr Osskey had told him when he was five. Steve wasn’t remembering this when he was on the loo that fateful day, but if he had been its doubtful he

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The morning After

The morning after Simon’s party, Steve found himself awakening perched on top of a brick wall. Or rather he found himself being woken up by two police officers, who did not seem much pleased by the task. ‘Hello sir!’ one of them said to him