It’s worth twentyfive hundred pounds you know. No. Yeah. You sure? Course I’m sure. Look. It says so in the catalog. Huh. Dont you like it? I suppose. It’s nice. Nice? Are you a splaztard or something? He was one of the greatest arteests of
When I was a young boy I watched thye movie Field of Dreams and immediately wanted to take up baseball. When my parents agreed to take me to play baseball with local youth club I was more excited thanever! But when I started playing I
John stood there, his underpants covering his gentals barely. He had lost his trousers and shoes after the flight home. No one knew how. It didn’t matter now. At least he hadn’t been stabbed. And thrown in a river. And then eaten a bit by
‘Exersion is admirable and is what makes a man a man’ Steve’s Physcal Education teacher Mr Osskey had told him when he was five. Steve wasn’t remembering this when he was on the loo that fateful day, but if he had been its doubtful he
The morning after Simon’s party, Steve found himself awakening perched on top of a brick wall. Or rather he found himself being woken up by two police officers, who did not seem much pleased by the task. ‘Hello sir!’ one of them said to him
Steve went to meet a friend in the pub before he went to Simon’s party, and he was listening to his friend tell Miacheal Jackson joke when he accidentally knock over the drink of the guy behind him. He did not just knock it over,
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