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Foot In Mouth
Sometimes I am saying entirely wrong things to people by mistake.
The Day we stole the Shopping Troletys
I remember it well. The moon shined in the sky like a giant electric fleshlight, frost lay on the grass like a man whose just been hit by a firework on the noggin. And me and my best friend Franj stole two shopping trolleys. Franj
Eye to I
One day as I was walking to work at the head office of the manure processing company that I work for (luckily it is justhead office so we only deal with paperwork) I glanced in the window of starbucks and saw my own face there.
Jurgencon Too!
Jurgen Schmonerhaffs lived for one thing and one thing only… To have a great comic convention named after him that womenwanted to go to and men wanted to be him at. And the convention had to be named after him. So he gave birth to
04/10/2009 Image – Impressiveley Busy Comics Convention
Thanks to David Bailie for allouwing the use of his photograph of a impressiveley busy comics convention. And his coach. Tweet
The Most Beautiful Neck In The World
When I was nine years old I met the woman with the most beautiful neck in the world. She was called Helga Raffenstaffer, and she was friend of my parents, and one week I had to stay with her in her little cottage while my