All posts by Matt Farr

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My Gun Fires Forever Bullets

You see this? This is my weapon, and it fires memories. They can be as small and as personal as your favorite animal, poised forever on a tiny patch of skin only you will ever see. Something secret and intimate and just for you. They

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Still Out of Control

I’m usually supportive of your hobbies but this one is getting out of control. I mean, I thought the still was a good idea, and after that first incident with it, what we got out of it was pretty good stuff. Slightly flammable, and the

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The Last Sunset

At the end, the last of humanity had gathered in one place to watch the sun set one final time. No-one seemed to be aware of how the consensus had emerged, but on that long beach over-looking the ocean millions of them had gathered, most

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Grey Men under Grey Skies

The rain falls gently but persistently, so you never feel like you’re getting wet until you suddenly realised that you’ve been soaked. Every now and then the sun makes a half-hearted effort to burn through the clouds but it’s never enough, and what heat there

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Caption Competition

Suggested Top 5 Entries for the Herald and Reporter Caption Competition, January 17, 2004 “Now we’ll see who’s “bigger on the outside!” “- R Spade, Cumbria “Oi! You Looking at my Bird” – Mr Howard Shiverman, who wishes us to add that Hippos are often

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Pressed for Time

It looks fake. A fake button. Just hanging there. Fake. I can’t see another one though, and they said it was here somewhere. It’s too obvious. But look at this place. It’s a mess. Cheap. The chairs are cheap and the door was cheap. So