All posts by Lee Douglas

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Lost Luggage

Red or Black John was a little drunk, yeah that is true. However he was felling lucky, and the boys had been brilliant tonight. Man what a shindig. John had just turned 21, and his mates had totally taken the reins of his celebratory evening.

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The Stag

Billy was a banker, quite alliterative I know, but there it is. He was a good banker, by that I mean he was good at his job, I don’t mean he had a strong morality. He brought in literally oodles of cash for his bosses,

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Pun With Pumpkins

Oi Belisha ‘Ead When they were kids Geoff and John used to be mates, not anymore though. Geoff had preverbiably had it up to here. He could cope with the Ginger Geoff, or Ginge, or carrot top, Duracell, Ginger nut, ginger biscuit. He quite liked

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The Azure Aurochs of Antioch 3

When the greatest fear of our forefathers was realized, when the eventual ruination of the planet Earth had occurred then the race to colonize other planets was truly on. Some may proclaim it was too late, I wouldn’t know, that is largely ancient history now

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If you go down Lambeth way

I haven’t always lived in London, I wasn’t born here, I was born in Devon, on a little farm.  I lived there until mum died when I was about eight or so, dad had a rough time of it ya know, I honestly think he

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Orphans

It was no good complaining about it, Mark and Linda’s parents were gone, both killed in that car accident. It really did no good to whinge and whine, stiff upper lip father would have said, Uncle John and auntie Joan were the the only people