All posts by Josh Hechinger

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Better Worlds For Zipguy

Sometimes, when it seems like the hopeful thing to do, I believe in alternate universes. Infinite Earths, and the like. Mostly, I believe that for every choice I make, there’s somewhere in the quantum whatever where I made the right choice instead. (Which, I suppose,

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Why Put It Off Until Tomorrow?

I’ve stayed in a lot of hotels over the years. Not traveling salesmen amounts of hotels, but a fair few. Bland hotels, fancy hotels, cheap hotels, so on and so forth. A variety, is the point I’m getting at. This hotel’s got some weird deco.

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You Can Still See The Hole

This is how Billy Bart got his good luck charm: See, out past the edge of town, there used to be a rifle range. A big area full of whatever critters God had seen fit to put there instead of man. Nowadays, we’d call it

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I Don’t Want to Take On Me

Girls who make you mixtapes are the best girls in the world. On this, I shit you not. (Guys who make mixtapes are, well, guys.) Anyway. This one girl? She made a friend of mine a mash-up mixtape once. This was before the Grey Album,