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Paradox

He watched the dark red spots of blood stain the soiled green notes that spread out on the floor before him. Trying to ignore the pain in his knees and the throbbing of his bleeding nose he struggled to his feet, only to be met

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Hello, Kitty…

I said hello, kitty, well, hello, kitty, So you heard I’m comin’ back where you belong, You’re lookin’ swell, kitty, but it’s hell, kitty, You’re still lyin’, an’ I been listenin’ to your crap for far too long, I won’t be stayin’, while you’re playin’

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So Which Is It?

“What the…?!” his mouth hung open for a moment. “This wasn’t here last week.” “What wasn’t?” replied his rather bemused young friend. “The river!” he exclaimed, waving his hands and arms around to indicate the flowing torrent of water which now occupied the space before them but which

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The Gatekeeper

Greetings, one and all, and welcome to the one and only kingdom of death. Come in, come in, make yourself at home, make yourself comfortable, after all you’re going to be here for a very, very long time. No, my dear, not for the rest

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Close The Window

Shut away the light, shut away the sun, keep the world away for I am diseased and I must suffer alone. My body cries out with pain, the world turns to water if I attempt standing. Things, foul things, unholy, ungodly, evil things utter forth

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Blarg.

Tap, tap, tap. The writer vainly attempts to craft some sort of tale on his mobile phone while on the way to yet another convention. He prays to the gods of mobile Internet that he will be able to upload his work. He hopes the