I have replaced all of my teeth with tiny and perfectly identical mobile phones. I think you call them cell phones. The phones themselves are quite simple devices and not, unfortunately, capable of translating between English and American. That is not their purpose. Neither are
Without context information is pure. There’s no attempt at creating meaning from matter. So human a trait. I lie (on my side) on the banks of a river, that’s all I know. I can see what might be the remnants of an old, out-of-use mooring.
The signpost was only partially visible from our vantage point but we decided to use what we had. ‘-allow Street, Captain,’ I called back. The camera spasmed as Johnny pushed it as far as it would go. The Captain looked at Fred The Geek, whose
The three best examples of graffiti to be found in the gents toilets in Mile End freehouse The Bad Habit: “bitten vegetarian stage glory” “0000111001011101010101001” “Puff Daddy’s second album was the best.” Rating: 3/10 Our advice: Poop in a better pub. Tweet
List #1 – Things I Like 1. Working on the London to Edinburgh Express (Choo choo!) 2. Getting up after midday 3. Chocolate bars with peanuts in 3. Ann Hathaway’s left ear List #2 – Things I Do Not Like 1. Working on the Edinburgh
I looked at the thing. What was it? I had no idea. Could I eat it? Probably not. Could I touch it? That was anyone’s guess. Could I lift it? There was no way to tell how heavy it would be. Even describing it seemed