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Nancy Travis, Can You Believe It?!?

When John Walsh called me on the telephone, to personally tell me they’d decided to use my story on his show, America’s Most Wanted, I thought I was gonna spring a leak right there in the lazy boy.  Can you imagine– a big star like

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I’m Pretty Sure That’s My Hat

I think that might be my hat in the picture.  It appears the photo was taken in a thrift store, given the randomness of the adjacent objects, and therefore the hat could have come from anywhere.  So, you can’t rule it out– that being my

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Song for Chad

Inspired by Nickelback, I offer the following tribute to romance: I’m a loser and I suck real bad I hide it from the world But inside I’m so sad Oh, oh, oh, how could you ever love me I drink a lot of alcohol So,

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Rat Race

We’ve been underground for 7 weeks, and the stocks are getting low. Between near starvation and the mean strain of lice that’s been making the rounds, we’re all tearing at our fur. Someone’s going to lose an eye, or some sort of appendage soon, if

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Lazy Boy

Fucking fat bastard.  Just wait until he comes home, grabs a beer and the remote, and goes to sit down.  He probably won’t even notice until his fat fucking ass hits the ground. Heh. It was a bitch hauling that black leather eyesore down three