Fucking Humans

The house is really quiet, it’s been like that all day now and I’m not entirely sure why. I mean there is no one here but me, just little old me all on me own.
I wonder where everybody is, out of course, but it’s strange that they would all just go like that. Everybody was in last night, Eric came home a little drunk and later than normal, but he got home, I saw him go up them very stairs to bed.
I guess I must have just dropped off. It was the sun that woke me, the warmth stirred me old bones, got rid of all that fuzziness, and then when I ‘came to’ it was all still and silent, nobody home, bloody odd that’s all.

Now I’m starting to get a little worried, the sun’s gone down and still not a sniff of anybody, not a glance, not a peep, not a sight, nowt, nothing, nada, zip, a great big fat zero. Damn, I’ve never felt so lonely.

Three days, three fucking days and I’m starving, and ohhh so thirsty. They’ve all gone off on their holidays and bloody well forgotten to get anybody round to look after me. I mean the cat and dog get fed. That Jenny from next door pops rounds and sorts them out, food, water, even walkie’s, me I get fuck all.

That’s it, I quit, serves them right if I die before they get back. Fucking humans, always forget to feed us well before they fuck off, is it coz I’m greeeeen!

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