Because the Cobbler’s Son
Because the cobbler’s son took ill and required care, the cobbler’s craftsmanship suffered.
Because his craftsmanship suffered, a certain pair of shoes were not properly repaired.
Because the shoes were not properly repaired, they were too loose for the man who owned them.
Because they were too loose for the man who owned them, one slipped off as he ran through the train station.
Because one slipped off, the man stumbled, tumbling into a coffee cart and causing a mess.
Because the man tumbled into a coffee cart, he was late making it to the right platform.
Because he was late making it to the right platform, all he could do was shout “But I love you!” into the wind as her train rolled away.