Every Friday we head off down the Two Kings to drink a few beers and fight to the death for the glory of Rome. l prefer to stick with the pale ales and short-swords. Some people prefer long-swords but the problem with them is you have to put your drink down to fight. The worst part is cleaning up the mess afterwards, and having to spend every Saturday at a mass funeral. The people l drink with are a good bunch but I try not to get too close as eventually they’Il be killed and I’ll have to find someone else to drink and fight with. Or I’ll be killed and they’ll have to find someone else to drink and fight with. Cheers!