I said hello, kitty, well, hello, kitty,
So you heard I’m comin’ back where you belong,
You’re lookin’ swell, kitty, but it’s hell, kitty,
You’re still lyin’, an’ I been listenin’ to your crap for far too long,
I won’t be stayin’, while you’re playin’
One of your old favourite games from way back when,
Don’t take her crap, fellas, find her another lap, fellas
Kitty’ll just play away again.