Recent Text Messages From The Annihilator Of The Buffalo Demon
Contributed by
Dan Lester on 03/01/13
15/12/12 – 18:24 Did you find a new job?
2/12/12 – 22:52 When will I be complemented by a cunt?
23/12/2012 – 17:40 Happy boxing day!
03/01/13 – 10:27 I need a shit and a bath. I’m too tired to do two separate things though.
03/01/2013 – 10:34 I want to eat fried chicken but that’ll just make me shit more.
03/01/2013 11:22 Are you hungry or should I purchase and eat fried chicken before you arrive?
