Recent Text Messages From The Annihilator Of The Buffalo Demon

15/12/12 – 18:24 Did you find a new job?

2/12/12 – 22:52 When will I be complemented by a cunt?

23/12/2012 – 17:40 Happy boxing day!

03/01/13 – 10:27 I need a shit and a bath. I’m too tired to do two separate things though.

03/01/2013 – 10:34 I want to eat fried chicken but that’ll just make me shit more.

03/01/2013 11:22 Are you hungry or should I purchase and eat fried chicken before you arrive?


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