Two Pay Days ‘Til Christmas
October 16th 2012
Stumbled across a Christmas aisle while looking for trick or treat goodies!
Oh well, two pay days left yet
October 17th
Got two different emails asking for money (for the Christmas socials)
October 23rd
Mum liked her birthday present (thank god!). Spotted a few bits and pieces for the others while I was hunting for hers. I’ll have a proper look round at the weekend
October 31st
Had to endure advert break after advert break of Christmas-related stuff during The Blair Witch Project! The Coca Cola trucks haven’t rolled in yet though so all is well
November 1st
The Coca Cola trucks have arrived
November 3rd
Finally remembered to give in my Christmas social deposits
November 5th
Took a routine wander in to town and found that there were double the amount of people randomly stopping in front of me and just generally getting in the way. Something tells me it had nothing to do with Bonfire Night…
November 7th
Heard The Pogues four times in one day
November 12th
Took a look out of the window today and was surprised to see Winter staring back at me
November 16th
The shopping centre has been invaded by tinsel and triple the amount of shoppers
November 18th
The German Market has arrived. I’m abandoning town until the new year (and not just because of the overwhelming smell of sausage)
November 26th
Oh god it’s Cyber Monday and I still haven’t started my shopping!!!
November 30th
I’ve done an online blitz! Sorted most of my presents (and spent all of my wages)
December 1st
I started the day with almost all my shopping done and ended it entered in 3 different secret santas. How has this happened!?!
Sod it, they’re all getting a pack of condoms
December 3rd
“In the new old-fashioned way”?!?
December 4th
Christmas social number one passed by without too much embarrassment…although, Doris almost choked on her crème brulee when she opened the condoms
I’m crazily hungover now; whose idea was it to hold it on a Tuesday!?
December 10th
Crap, I completely forgot Auntie Anne! I’m going to have to brave town again
December 14th
Christmas social number two was excellent! I might suggest turkey fajitas to Mum
December 18th
“When the snowman brings the snow”?!?
December 21st
It’s a good job I bought that emergency tin of Roses; the bloody Joneses turned up with gift bags
December 22nd
With the Christmas socials, I’ve now spent well over £500!!! I’m starting my Christmas shopping in the January sales next year
October 16th 2013
Stumbled across a Christmas aisle while looking for trick or treat goodies!
Oh well, two pay days left yet…
