Flick My Switch
Contributed by
iansharman on 14/08/12
Turn me on.
Flick my switch.
My electric love,
Will scratch that itch.
It’s a dirty little trick,
You can’t confess,
But a digital dick,
Don’t make no mess.
A touch of cyber onanism,
Doesn’t leave anyone,
Covered in jism.
So indulge yourself,
And have some fun,
Then switch me off,
When you are done.
Just be a good boy,
Oh, won’t you,
And wipe the keyboard,
When you’re through.
Dirty dirty!
Thanks Nick, I now have a Christina Aguilera earworm!