Please be advised, this is a no thinking zone.
Do not think while in the designated area.
Acts of thinking will be met with an immediate £250 fine, and repeat offenses could lead to a period of imprisonment and a criminal record.
Objecting to the above is, in itself, an act of thinking and will be dealt with accordingly.
This is for your own safety and security.
Please move along quietly.
HM GOVERNMENT – WE THINK SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO.