Buy me a bear!
Contributed by
iansharman on 27/06/12
Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy!
WHAT?!
Daddy, daddy, but me a bear, daddy, buy me a bear!
No.
But I want a bear!
You already have a bear.
But I want THAT bear!
That bear is creepy.
No he’s not, he’s lovely, with his sharp claws and fangs and his beady red eyes!
He…what?!
Look, he wants to cuddle you!
ARGH!