From: Trooper TK526@deathstar2.emp
Subject: Greetings from the Death Star! My last day!
Hi!!! It’s my last day! Everyone has been so nice. I am sad to be leaving, but I won’t miss the overtime. Things have been crazy here since we were all told to redouble our efforts. Also, shore leave on Endor is rubbish. The team all clubbed together and got me a card, everyone signed it, even Lord Vader! Although he did get my name wrong.
Oh, got to go! Apparently we’re under attack. Stupid rebels, apparently they think the super laser isn’t working yet! Haha!
See you soon!