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8 white shirts with winged collars
4 cracked mugs, 1 with handle missing
49 pairs of black socks, 1 single black sock
3 cream bath towels
1 cactus
1 cafetiere, in box, unopened
5 pairs dark blue jeans, artfully distressed
2 pairs of pyjamas, one spotted, one striped
3 suit jackets in black and pinstripe
1 pair of brown chords
1 toothbrush
Half a bottle of mouthwash for sensitive teeth
33 novels, 14 non-fiction books
18 ties of varying taste
5 crusted pots of hair gel
32 t-shirts with various slogans or faded band names
1 George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine
51 magazines, of varying vulgarity
3 pairs of loafers, brown
12 pairs of trainers
1 cigarette lighter
1 sports bag, black, unused
4 Jack Vettriano prints
15 bottles of aftershave
1 mobile phone bill
1 hotel bill
1 purple pillowcase, one long blonde hair
1 photo frame, smashed
1 bundle of photographs, torn in half
1 Paul Smith suit, cut into strips
8 pairs of Calvin Klein boxer shorts, with gussets slashed
David Baillie
I think I met this guy at a party once…
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