Monthly Archives: August 2010

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I’m Not Drunk

“Tell me how it is that you can sleep in the night, Without thinking you lost everything that was good in your life to the toss of the dice?” – What It Takes, Aerosmith S’really okay, ah’m fine. Stop lookin’ at me like that. You

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Till Die Do We Part…

It used to be that if I didn’t how to decide I’d toss a coin, or he’d toss a coin. He said it was the only sure way to know, because even if you got the less favourable outcome, you would then realise what you

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Early 21st century memorabilia

“So what is all this shit?” “They’re photographs of famous people. They used to write their names on them then give them out at special events.” “Why did they write their names on them?” “As far as I can tell it was to stop people

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Brothers, Keepers

The long-haired, bearded man in the filthy clothes, scuffed along a chalky gravel road that gently sloped downhill and curved to the left, disappearing behind the remains of a late-summer Nebraska corn field. Rising in intervals from the midst of the withered and straw-colored stover

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Decisions, Decisions

Folic acid – £5.99 Maternity outfits – £600 Yummy Mummy Yoga course – £700 Home birthing pool – £85 First year: £8,853 2-5 years: £12,683 a year 6-11 years: £8,627 a year 12-18 years: £6,177 a year 19-21 years: £13,064 a year Total: £187,168.99 or

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To The Writer Of My Life

To the writer of my life, Re: Your recent use of hats. The fez at the London Film and Comic Con was a nice comedic touch; I think we can all agree on that. Sure, it was a little predictable, but I can’t fault your