Song for Chad
Inspired by Nickelback, I offer the following tribute to romance:
I’m a loser and I suck real bad
I hide it from the world
But inside I’m so sad
Oh, oh, oh, how could you ever love me
I drink a lot of alcohol
So, I act like a total ass
Nothing rhymes with alcohol
Christ, I’m a douche
You don’t have to love me
Just feel sorry for me
‘Cause I do
‘Cause I do
My dad spanked me once
When I was three
It really hurt
Now I’ll never be free
Mommy never loved me
You could just tell
She threw away all my drawings
And she laughed when I fell
You don’t have to love me
Just feel sorry for me
‘Cause I do
‘Cause I do
Ever since you left me
My life has been shit
It’s, like, meaningless and empty
Can’t you come back
Please?
You’re pretty
You don’t have to love me
Just feel sorry for me
‘Cause I do
‘Cause I do
Bridgeen Gillespie
lol, i love this. VERY funny .b.x
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Rivka Jacobs
I think we’ve all met guys like Chad. Nice change of pace; part song, part poem, dedicated to the self-absorbed and narcissistic. I like how it takes a more light-hearted form, but the subject matter is very serious.
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georgelondon
Loved this Breens. ‘Nothing rhymes with alcohol’ was a tea-spitting moment. (Had I been drinking tea.)
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