Happy New Year! To think, this time last year we were barely a float.
Contributed by
georgelondon on 01/01/10
“And you’re sure this is gonna be cool?”
“Yeah, yeah. Everyone on The Playa drives stuff like this. ‘Mutant Vehicles’ they call ‘em. Trust me; the poontang’ll be all over us.”
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Alligator Float
Colour Green/Yellow
BHP 120
Engine(s) 472 in³ V8
Transmission(s) 4-speed automatic
Wheelbase 129.5 in (3289 mm)
Length 224.0 in (5690 mm)
Teeth 64
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I remember when rock was young
Me and Susie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold chevy and a place of my own.
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hahaha missed it!
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SNAP!!
SNAP!!!
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“Oh come on, not again,” he muttered to himself as he kicked the central console.
“Damn Chameleon Circuit.”
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Nicolas Papaconstantinou
It normally takes people a little while before they go so completely off the rails, and in such a delightfully exuberant way, as you did here, George!
It warms my heart to read this, and have absolutely no idea what is going on… :)
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georgelondon
Hah! I actually enjoyed being so cheeky with this one – was basically my synapses firing on cultural reference points while trying to decide what to write (expanded into a little more sense). Gotta admit I love the extravagant use of screen space documenting a game of snap!
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