Istvan looked at me with an expression that was part disgust and part admiration. “I cannot believe that you have done that,” he said. “” I am astounded.”
I couldn’t speak for obvious reasons, but I attempted to mould my face into the shape of a smile, and came fairly close. “MMMMmmmmmmh!” I grinned.
Then I started choking. Istvan leaped around and started giving me the heimlich manoevre, although at the time I wthough he was just dry humping me.
Evenually it worked and I coughed up a large slimey mess of saliva, mint fragments and a little bile.
That’s the last time I try to eat an entire packet of extra strong mints in one go!

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