“Why on earth would you get married the day before Halloween?” “What do you mean? Because October’s my favorite month and that was the last Saturday, thereby giving me the most time to prepare. And anyway we had awesome costumes the next day: the vampire
Bury her. Bury her deep in the ground and seal her up forever. Build a wall around her so that her evil cannot seep out and infect those we love. They lie sleeping around her, waiting for the last trump of the archangel to wake
Sometimes I am saying entirely wrong things to people by mistake. Last week I ask girl on bus when baby is due. Now I do not worry about asking about this to girl whi not actually pregnant, as this is how I met my Helga!
The oldest story, as it’s told, is from near three hundred years ago. Little enough compared to some, especially in lands as old as these, but this is a story that gets longer in the telling. Each time a chapter more, through the years. And
We’re pacing through the half-arsed dark, and though he keeps lagging behind, it’s obvious who has the sprightlier step. Which is impressive, considering the state he was in the last time I saw him. “Streets are quiet, aren’t they?” He says, and it’s not that