The House By The Lake

Contributed by on 21/09/09

“It’s a wonderful house,” said the woman. “I’m surprised it’s still on the market.”

The couple were both young urban professionals looking to get away from the city. He was a computer programmer who had quit to write crime novels, she was a columnist for a broadsheet and thus could work anywhere.

The estate agent cleared his thoat. “Well, I suppose I should tell you. Some people have been put off by the history of the building.”

“History? What do you mean?” The woman seemed apprehensive but there was a glimmer of excitement in the man’s eyes.

“Well, a couple of years ago there was a dentist living here with his wife. a gang broke in, killed him and raped her.”

“Oh that’s horrible!”

“Yes. And a couple of years before that there was a family living here, and the father smashed his wife and kids heads in with a hammer before blowing his head in with a shotgun. And before that there was the ritual murder, and before that there was a murder-suicide by a young romanian couple, and there was the woman who was found skinned alive, and before the house was built there was an asylum which burned down with over a hundred people still inside.”

“We’ll take it!” said the man. the estate agent smiled and told them how happy he was. Then he stabbed them to death.

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2 comments so far

  1. Well, now you’ve taken all our ideas for the coming week! In one story.

    This is an evil house. An Amityville level house.

    I wish you could have made it a little longer, before the twist at the end. But it’s good, and quirky.

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  2. I laughed one and a half times.

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