WILL U B MY BoF?

Contributed by Matthew Hartwell on 10/03/09

SWMSM seeks F(s). Must enjoy looking up at stars, pondering mysteries of life, maniacal laughter. Adv. Degrees in Thrticl Flds a plus. Must look good in labcoat or swastika-emblazoned spandex. Hate Patriotism. Must love bald men. Want girl who harbors ambitions to rule at side. NO BETRAYALS. May seem like “bad dude” but have “G.O.o.D. Heart”.

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  1. 16/03/09 12:08
    Nicolas Papaconstantinou

    Hah! It feels like ages – but probably not so long – since we’ve had a format-fetish piece!

    SWMSM – Single White Mad Scientist Male, right?

    “NO BETRAYALS” made me giggle inside – the whole thing could be straight out of an episode of “Venture Bros”!

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    25/03/09 3:42
    Matthew Hartwell

    SWMSM is indeed Single White Mad Scientist Male. Glad you enjoyed the piece! I could definitely see Baron Underbite placing this ad.

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