Item 1: Hospital blanket, bloodied.

Item 2: Lock of baby hair, blonde.

Item 24: Favourite childhood toy (“Gah Bah”), small plush ‘Garfield’ doll. Eyes missing.

Item 521: Homemade kite, retrieved from tree. String broken.

Item 1401: First pet, ‘Woofy’. Kelpie-terrier cross. Brown fur. Deceased.

Item 1623: Mix tape, gift from ex-girlfriend. Discarded in roadside sewage drain, retrieved. Working.

Item 2450: Two Granny Smith apples, decomposed. Found in supermarket parking space. Dropped from shopping bag, rolled under car. Cause of accident. (With original stickers.)

Item 2451: Plaster leg cast, signed by friends/family. Note from best friend: ‘Next time, let the apples go!’

Item 4719: Dental braces, used. Fitted to a girl’s mouth. Pink.

Item 5842: Graduation gown, black.

Item 5843: Spare keys to Honda Civic, white. (First car, graduation present.)

Item 5844: Brake line taken from Honda Civic, white.

Item 5849: Toe tag from Fairview Hospital morgue. Records date of birth, date of death, cause of death, identifying features. (With original string.)

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Xander Bennett

Xander Bennett rearranges words for fun and profit. Read a preview of his new book at www.cagescomic.com.

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