People of Earth, thank you for travelling with Star-Space Express today where we always put customers first. May we have your attention? Please remain calm. Your continued patience is greatly appreciated.
Please form an orderly queue and have your identity cards and a valid ticket ready for inspection before boarding the Bradbury X-380 Express going to Mars Central Station. Boarding will commence momentarily.
Due to late running engineering works, theft of precious metals, too much sun, the wrong kind of rain, and an errant leaf on the launching pad we are behind schedule and regret to inform you that we will not be able to board all of you before Earth bursts into fiery bits and ceases to exist. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience and please be reminded that tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable. Passengers in utero ride for half price!
When exiting the Bradbury X-380 Express at Mars Central Station please be sure to have exact change to hand for the intergalactic toll which is 3.25 space coins per passenger. Currency exchange services are available on board for a processing fee of 2.77 space coins.
Thank you for choosing Star-Space Express!